June 2014 1

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June 1st:  Luck   Prince William wished this upon the England football team in the changing room, after the Peru match. He was in full suit and tie, the players wore a towel each.

June 2nd:  Classy   A garage owner in Edinburgh, upon seeing the Google camera car approaching, decided to fake his own murder. A colleague stood over him with an axe, as he lay in the road. He said, “There are pictures of men on Google flashing their bums, but we thought we would be more classy”.

June 3rd:  Nutter  This is what Brad Pitt called Vitalii Sediuk, Ukrainian TV presenter, known for pulling pranks on celebrities. Apparently, Sediuk put his face in Pitt’s crotch at a red carpet do in Hollywood.

You can see the whole piece here.

11 thoughts on “June 2014 1

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    • Thanks Tina, I haven’t come up with a word for today yet. We have house guests, so haven’t had a minute. They’re all watching the match right now, so trying to catch up with blogs.

      • I was referring more to your brilliant descriptions, splurted my tea! 🙂 Though there is a great humour to the visual too – I was thinking of this again today actually, imagining a whole collection of them spanning a year or something, be great to see that – do you think you might keep it going?

      • Yes, I knew what you meant. That’s why I laugh, too, because I already know the stories.
        Yes, I would love to do a whole year, but I found a month a complete struggle. I might write something down (or try to) every day next year. Then embroidered it when I retire!

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