June 1st: Luck Prince William wished this upon the England football team in the changing room, after the Peru match. He was in full suit and tie, the players wore a towel each.
June 2nd: Classy A garage owner in Edinburgh, upon seeing the Google camera car approaching, decided to fake his own murder. A colleague stood over him with an axe, as he lay in the road. He said, “There are pictures of men on Google flashing their bums, but we thought we would be more classy”.
June 3rd: Nutter This is what Brad Pitt called Vitalii Sediuk, Ukrainian TV presenter, known for pulling pranks on celebrities. Apparently, Sediuk put his face in Pitt’s crotch at a red carpet do in Hollywood.