Stewart Lee, comic, and father of some children. Unless he just makes that up.
You can see the whole piece here.
I cut the square from the leaflet below. The photographer is not credited, but I am on the case.*
28.3.18 *Stewart/his agent have not got back to me regarding the photographer, but yesterday I stumbled upon the same image in another publication. Colin Hutton was credited.
This is a one-off piece, never be reproduced in print form. I do not add new stuff to the world, but use papers which are already here.
Do not reproduce online with giving credit to the above people.
Alison Sye 
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What a great story. All parts of it!
Thanks Claudia. Of course, I can only assume he was eavesdropping
Well, it seems natural, if not a bit obvious. I must admit to a version of the same thing -when my son was young I sometimes got him to stand near my art pieces at an exhibit and report back comments – strictly the good ones only, now, you understand!
Yes, makes complete sense.
Typically he’s getting to the back before the crowd so he can be in place in the entrance to sign things.
Maybe, that’s what he often does. But on this occasion he was not at the entrance signing things. I saw him go into the loo and I saw him come out.
Thanks Claudia. It’s all true. Except that I’m assuming he was eavesdropping…