Uninvited 26

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This man collects your unwanted furniture on behalf of The British Heart Foundation.

If You Are New Here: This project involves me sewing faces, from the obscene amount of junk mail that finds its way into my house, onto a big woollen blanket. ‘Uninvited’ is a working title. Unless I tell you otherwise, take it that the junk mail was pushed through my letterbox. Or else it was inside of a newspaper. All of my work is numbered, this is 632. If you search this number in ‘Categories’, you can find out about the other faces.

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Uninvited 25

AlisonSye25

This lady smiles all the time, even when she is cleaning your toilet, maybe.

If You Are New Here: This project involves me sewing faces, from the obscene amount of junk mail that finds its way into my house, onto a big woollen blanket. ‘Uninvited’ is a working title. Unless I tell you otherwise, take it that the junk mail was pushed through my letterbox. Or else it was inside of a newspaper. All of my work is numbered, this is 632. If you search this number in ‘Categories’, you can find out about the other faces.

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Uninvited 24

AlisonSye24

Another person from the Specsavers brochure. Cute sells.

If You Are New Here: This project involves me sewing faces, from the obscene amount of junk mail that finds its way into my house, onto a big woollen blanket. ‘Uninvited’ is a working title. Unless I tell you otherwise, take it that the junk mail was pushed through my letterbox. Or else it was inside of a newspaper. All of my work is numbered, this is 632. If you search this number in ‘Categories’, you can find out about the other faces.

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Uninvited 23

AlisonSye23

If this Specsavers man can position contact lenses, despite being a cartoon, and whilst riding a unicycle, then so can I. Maybe.

If You Are New Here: This project involves me sewing faces, from the obscene amount of junk mail that finds its way into my house, onto a big woollen blanket. ‘Uninvited’ is a working title. Unless I tell you otherwise, take it that the junk mail was pushed through my letterbox. Or else it was inside of a newspaper. All of my work is numbered, this is 632. If you search this number in ‘Categories’, you can find out about the other faces.

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Uninvited 20, 21 and 22

AlisonSye22

Pizza Hut sent the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to persuade me to buy a pizza. Sorry Donatello, I had to miss you off, you had a hole through your head.

If You Are New Here: This project involves me sewing faces, from the obscene amount of junk mail that finds its way into my house, onto a big woollen blanket. ‘Uninvited’ is a working title. Unless I tell you otherwise, take it that the junk mail was pushed through my letterbox. Or else it was inside of a newspaper. All of my work is numbered, this is 632. If you search this number in ‘Categories’, you can find out about the other faces.

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Uninvited 19

AlisonSye19

 

The child in the panda hat is doing fifty things on the National Trust’s list, maybe.

If You Are New Here: This project involves me sewing faces, from the obscene amount of junk mail that finds its way into my house, onto a big woollen blanket. ‘Uninvited’ is a working title. Unless I tell you otherwise, take it that the junk mail was pushed through my letterbox. Or else it was inside of a newspaper. All of my work is numbered, this is 632. If you search this number in ‘Categories’, you can find out about the other faces.

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Uninvited 18

AlisonSye18

The lady from the Specsavers brochure.

If You Are New Here: This project involves me sewing faces, from the obscene amount of junk mail that finds its way into my house, onto a big woollen blanket. ‘Uninvited’ is a working title. Unless I tell you otherwise, take it that the junk mail was pushed through my letterbox. Or else it was inside of a newspaper. All of my work is numbered, this is 632. If you search this number in ‘Categories’, you can find out about the other faces.

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